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Box Office Results For 12/15-17/2006

According to www.boxofficemojo.com, the winners at this weekend's box office (with my comments added) are:

Rank. Movie Title (Distributor)
   Weekend Gross | Theaters | Total Gross | Week #

1. The Pursuit of Happyness (Sony / Columbia) -- a tribute to Will Smith and his vast audience appeal than to the film itself
   $27.0 million | 2,852 | $27.0 million | 1

2. Eragon (Fox) -- popular teen book, big opening, fast fade.
   $23.5 million | 3,020 | $23.5 million | 1

3. Charlotte's Web (Paramount) -- big disappointment for a wonderful family film.  I guess not everyone listens to me, after all.
   $12.0 million | 3,566 | $12.0 million | 1

4. Happy Feet (Warner Bros.) -- good legs for a decent film.
   $8.5 million | 3,335 | $149.4 million | 5

5. The Holiday (Sony / Columbia) -- proving yet again that chick flicks rule, at least compared to far-more-deserving fare like Apocolypto, which finished 6th at $7.7 million.
   $8.2 million | 2,614 | $25.3 million | 2

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The Top 10 Women Singers Acting Movies of All Time!!

For reasons that I'm still a little vague on, Mr. Hewitt was heck-bent on having a list of the Top 10 Women Singers Acting Movies of All Time.  But, of course, he was a little vague as to what he exactly meant.  So the list, which appears below, was a mixture of women singers acting and also singing, and women singers acting but not singing:

10    Lady Sings the Blues (1972) with Diana Ross as Billie Holiday.
9.     Pillow Talk (1959) with Doris Day.
8.     A League of Their Own (1992) with Madonna.
7.     Buck Privates (1941) with the Andrews Sisters.
6.     Funny Girl (1968) with Barbra Streisand.
5.     Witness for the Prosecution (1957) with Marlene Dietrich.
4.     The Wizard of Oz (1939) with Judy Garland.
3.     Judgment at Nuremberg (1961) with Judy Garland and Marlene Dietrich.
2.     Destry Rides Again (1939) with Marlene Dietrich.
1.     The Sound of Music (1965) with Julie Andrews.

Now, for the few purists that may exist out there, I've tried to make two supplemental lists.  The first is movies in which the singers actually sing:

10.   Pete Kelly's Blues (1956) with the immortal Peggy Lee and a great jazz score.
9.     A Star is Born (1954) with Judy Garland.
8.     Meet Me in St. Louis ((1944) with Judy Garland.
7.     Mary Poppins (1964) with Julie Andrews.
6.     Lady Sings the Blues (1972).
5.     Buck Privates (1941).
4.     Funny Girl (1968).
3.     The Wizard of Oz (1939).
2.     Destry Rides Again (1939).
1.     The Sound of Music (1965).

And the movies in which (as far as I can remember), they don't sing a note:

10.   Although I originally had Ruthless People (1986) with Bette Midler and Danny DeVito in the 10 spot, how could I possibly omit Tremors (1990), with Reba McEntire as the well-armed survivalist in one of the great bun battles in one of the funniest giant monster movies ever made?
9.     The People vs. Larry Flynt (1996) with Courtney Love and Woody Harrelson.
8.     Out of Sight (1998) with Jennifer Lopez and George Clooney.
7.     What's Up, Doc? (1972) with Barbra Streisand.
6.     Pillow Talk (1959) (okay, so I dropped it a little.  So sue me.).
5.     A League of Their Own (1992) with Madonna.
4.     The Aviator (2004) with a brief appearance by Gwen Stefani as Jean Harlow (she doesn't say much, but doesn't need to).
3.     Touch of Evil (1958) with Marlene Dietrich
2.     Witness for the Prosecution (1957).
1.     Judgment at Nuremberg (1961).

For my entertainment dollar, I'd take a look at Witness for the Prosecution, which is truly one of the best movies ever made -- even if Hewitt hasn't seen it.  And you might also want to take a look at Cabaret (1972) with Liza Minelli and Joel Grey, Grease with Olivia Newton John and John Travolta, or Best Little Whorehouse In Texas with Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds.

And since I have a couple of weeks off (not returning to the airwaves until after the New Year, maybe I can update some old lists.  Just don't hold your breath.




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"Pursuit of Happyness" -- Ain't

  Every once and a while a movie comes along that you'd really like to like.  Maybe it's because the star -- say, Will Smith, for example -- is so likable and talented that you ache for the movie to succeed.  Or maybe it introduces someone -- say, Jaden Christopher Syre Smith (that's a mouthful), Will Smith's real son -- who gives such an understated, realistic performance as a child torn between two warring parents (Smith and Thandie Newton) that you really care about what happens to him.  Or maybe it's just a Friday afternoon.

But much as I'd like Pursuit of Happyness to work, it just doesn't.  Part of the problem is that Smith is so likable as a born salesman with bad judgment trying to sell a product he already bought that hardly anyone really needs.  He deserves success, you want him to succeed, and life just keeps kicking him when he's down.  Even when he gets his potential big break with an unpaid internship at Dean Witter, things just keep piling on.  So many bad things happen to him and his son, and they are both in such dire straits, that the film simply wears you down.   By the time it's over, you leave with more of a sense of relief than anything else.  Sort of like watching Saw, I imagine.  And that's not how I want to leave a movie.

Not that the movie's a total loss.  The relationship between Smith and his son and their respective performances are top-notch, and the portrayal of San Francisco in 1981 is pretty accurate.  But the pluses don't come close to outweighing the minuses.
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"Charlotte's Web" -- A Practically Perfect Family Film

The most surprising thing to me about Charlotte's Web was that The Effervescent Mrs. Eye had never read the book, and had no idea what it is about.  Frankly, I thought there was a federal law mandating that it be read by everyone in the Fifth Grade.  I didn't think that you could get in to college without having read it.  Shows you how much I know.

For everyone else in the world -- all those who have read and loved E.B. White's book -- Charlotte's Web will be an absolute delight.  The book that taught everyone about death simply springs to life on the big screen.   Although the cast is titularly headed by the omnipresent Dakota Fanning, the real stars are the CGI-enhanced animals.  Wilbur the pig (voiced by Dominic Scott Kay) is fated for Christmas dinner before his friend Charlotte the spider (Julia Roberts) decides that she will save him, with the reluctant help of Templeton the rat (a perfectly cast Steve Buscemi) and, to a lesser extent, the other animals in the barn.  The cinematography is magnificent, the colors are vibrant, and the story is timeless.  All-in-all, a practically perfect family film.

So what's the drawback?  Well, Charlotte is, after all, a spider, and some folks (particularly little folks) don't care for spiders.  And she does have her spider mug plastered all over the screen, twenty feet high, throughout much of the movie.  And Templeton, although an exemplary rat, is still a rat.   So you know your child better than I; you make the decision.  But even though Charlotte's Web could disturb some of the younger set, it will be great fun for all of the rest.
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"Apocolypto", "Blood Diamond" and Gore -- An Analysis

I reviewed both Apocalypto and Blood Diamond on the Hewitt Show last week.  The first is an outstanding directorial effort (even if the story is a little weak) and may be Mel Gibson's best work to date.  It is one of the few movies that actually moves, and although it's long, you really never notice because the costumes, scenery and cinematography, and his depiction of late Mayan culture, are so spectacular.  Blood Diamond, on the other hand, boasts an all-star (if not necessarily "better") cast (Leonardo DiCaprio, Djimon Hounsou, and Jennifer Connolly), and certainly has a more contemporary subject matter (civil war and diamonds in Sierra Leone in 1999).  But the movie is a little preachy, a little long, and even the excellent work of  the leads can't bring the movie together.

But what bothers me is the different way the main stream media views the "gore" quotient in each film,  If you do a simple Google search on "Apocalypto:", "review" and "gore" -- excluding that pesky Al and his diatribe, An Inconvenient Truth -- you wind up with about 189,000 hits.  However, if you run the same search substituting Blood Diamond for Apocalypto, you get a comparatively-measly 41,600 hits.  And when you compare the two movies, it baffles me as to why that would be.

There is no question that both films are bloody.  Apocalypto features a village raid, a throat slitting, human sacrifices (not detailed, but still...), and particularly-startling arrow-through-the-neck-and-mouth-scene.  But the actual body count is relatively small.  Blood Diamond, on the other hand, has a much higher body count and much more graphic violence committed by, and to, much younger people.  Personally, I find an eight year old with an AK47 a lot more creepy than a Mayan with an obsidian knife.

So why is gore so emphasized in the reviews of Apocalypto, and relatively ignored with Blood Diamond?  Two reasons:

First, the violence in Apocalypto is much more personal.  Most of it is one-on-one, hand-to-hand battles, and even the use of spears and arrows doesn't minimize the personal nature of the bloodshed.  Most of the violence in Blood Diamond is from a distance (albeit a short distance) using comparatively impersonal guns, rifles, automatic weapons and helicopters.  The impersonal nature of the violence in Blood Diamond minimizes its impact, and its influence on the viewer.

And the second, of course, is Mel Gibson.  At the screening I attended at the Dodge College of Film and Media Arts at Chapman University, the professor who introduced the film noted that it had tremendous Oscar® buzz.  And my first thought was, "in your dreams".   Gibson could have made the best movie since Citizen Kane and he wouldn't get nominated for Best Picture or Best Director because of his "anti-Semitic" outburst earlier this year.  He has apologized profusely for his intemperate statements, and has been forgiven by no one.  Even though his comments were outrageous, his actions (at least as far as I can figure out) are not.  He doesn't avoid minorities in his projects (Apocalypto, with a 99% minority cast, is a prime example), and he doesn't spew whatever racial or ethnic views he may "secretly" harbor on the screen.  And after all, isn't it what we do that trumps what we say?  Or isn't that the way it should be?

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"The Nativity Story" -- A Hallmark Tale For The Big Screen

The last thing I want is to be accused -- like Chicago Mayor Richard Daily -- of being anti-little Baby Jesus.  I'm not, I'm truly, truly not.  And I would love nothing more than to give a glowing review to The Nativity Story.  I would, I truly, truly would.  But it's so darn hard!

Not that it's a bad movie; it's not.  In fact, it has a lot of positives.  It does a remarkable job of portraying what life must have been like in Israel at the time of Christ's birth.  Life was hard, people worked, and worked hard, and there was little time for fun.  It shows that Mary and Joseph's trek from Nazareth to Bethlehem was not an easy trip, and uses it to show how the relationship between Mary and Joseph could grow and mature under that strain.  And it shows how Mary's delicate condition could cause a moral and ethical dilemma not only for Joseph, but for the other residents of Nazareth.  And it would make a great Hallmark Hall of Fame TV film -- and will probably be shown on that medium for years and years to come.  Sort of like A Charlie Brown Christmas.

But there's not exactly a lot of dramatic tension.  It's not like you're on the edge of your seat waiting to find out what's going to happen next.   What you do wait for is to see whether the film makers are going to mess it up.  Fortunately, for the most part, they don't.  And it's a struggle not to.  For example, Keisha Castle-Hughes (nominated for an academy award for Whale Rider) is given the thankless task of playing Mary.  Although she's the right age for the role, and tries her best to humanize her, how do you play a woman who many of the world's Christians believe is holy?  Here, you play her not to offend.  Does Mary laugh?  Smile?  Show any emotion other than motherly concern?  Not here, and after a while it's a little disconcerting.  The rest of the cast fares better, particularly Ciarin Hinds (Munich, Road to Perdition) as Herod and Oscar Isaac as Joseph. 

So should you spend your hard-earned Christmas dollars to see it?  Absolutely.  Why?  Because it's good for ya.  And if you don't, and you have any interest in Hollywood producing movies for people of faith, you have to show them that it's in their financial interest to do so.  So pack up the family, see the movie, and go to dinner afterwards.  You'll have plenty to talk about.
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"Deck the Halls" -- The Worst Movie of the Year?

Although the competition is tough, Deck the Halls may just take the crown.  This is an abysmally bad movie.  Poorly written, poorly directed, poorly acted, poor poor poor.  Matthew Broderick plays the King of Christmas in a small Massachusetts town.  Although how he became king, I'll never know, because he doesn't seem to do anything that can be remotely described as Christmasy.  He doesn't even put up lights (or hire anyone to put them up)!  His new neighbor, Danny DeVito, does, and how.  He is a loser hiding from his creditors who decides that he wants his house to be seen from space.  And proceeds to work on achieving that lofty goal.  And without an ounce of humor, too.

Believe me.  Don't go.  Don't rent.  Don't buy.  Let this dog die a slow and painful death.

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"Stranger Than Fiction" - Finally, A Movie For Grownups

It's true that when you think about Will Ferrell, the last thing you imagine is a mature, studied performance.  Yet that's exactly what you get in Stranger Than Fiction, a truly wonderful film that brightens up the pre-Thanksgiving season.

Ferrell plays Harold Crick, an IRS auditor so lonely and isolated that he doesn't realize he is either.  When his life is invaded by the voice of someone narrating his every move (Emma Thompson, always wonderful), things begin to change.  Guided by a literature professor (Dustin Hoffman) trying to determine whether Crick's life is a comedy or a tragedy, he begins a desperate search for the narrator before she bumps him off.  Is it predestined, can he change it on his own, or will he need help?  And will he get it.

The movie is well-written (Zach Helm), well-directed (Marc Forster of Finding Neverland and Monster's Ball), and extremely well acted.  All of the leads (Ferrell, Thompson, Hoffman, and particularly Maggie Gyllenhaal as Ferrell's love interest, are absolutely wonderful.  Clearly one of the best movies of the year, it's well worth your entertainment dollar.
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And The Topic For This Friday Is...

...  Bad Omen Movies.  Why?  As near as i can figure out, it finnaly dawned on Mr. hewitt that there may have been signs and forebodings of the recent Republican election disaster.  This is a toughy, so if you have any suggestions, let me know, and make sure you listen in on Friday at 5 PST on a local station or on KRLA On Line
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"Borat" -- The Laughs Aren't Worth It

By now pretty much everyone knows that Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan has something in it to offend almost everyone -- Jews, Christians, feminists, animal lovers, fraternity boys, cowboys, gay boys, gun owners, you name it.  But I can't begin to tell you in a blog post how completely offensive the film actually is.  Believe the R rating; trust it; embrace it.  You won't be sorry.

Is it funny?  Absolutely.  There is no question that if you can sit through the entire movie, you will laugh, and some of the comedic ideas are absolutely brilliant.  The creative force behind the film, Sacha Baron Cohen, famed for Da Ali G Show and most recently seen in Talladega Nights as the gay French NASCAR driver Jean Girard, is brilliant and inventive. 

But is it worth it?  In my view, no.  Frankly, if you have an ounce of moral decency in you, you will come out of the movie wanting to take a shower.  Or a purging.  Possibly both.  After a while victimizing others just stops being funny and starts being cruel and painful.  There are simply too many casualties along the way to make the film enjoyable.  Borat may be the only movie in which you actually wind up feeling sorry for Pamela Anderson.
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Directing Almost Saves "The Prestige"

This must be the year of the magician movies.  First comes The Illusionist, a fine effort with a beautiful score, even if it is a bit more romantic than magical.  Now comes The Prestige, a very well-written, well-directed and far more complex film that succeeds, if slowly, on almost every level.

The basic plot is simple:  two young rival magicians (Christian Bale (Batman Begins) and Hugh Jackman (X-Men)) continually try to outdo each other in an increasingly vicious damaging cycle.  While Bale, the superior magician but inferior showman, uses his own talents and wits, Jackman, the better showman, needs the help of Michael Caine to perfect his tricks and the genius of Nikola Tesla to develop his own answer to Bale's Transported Man illusion.  Although the movie is confusing and overly convoluted at the start, by the time it ends almost all of the loose ends have been tied up -- except for my confusion as to  what in the world Caine was up to and whether Jackman was the only one to utilize Tesla's machine.

The Prestige is one of the few movies of this year that you may want to see twice, just to make sure that you actually understand what's going on, and it's the best movie by Christopher Nolan since Memento.  Well worth several looks
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Good News and Bad News...

The good news is that the inestimable Mark Steyn will be substituting for Hugh all three hours tomorrow.  The bad news is that it won't include me.  Ah, well.  Better luck next week.

But at least I should have my review of The Prestige up by tomorrow.  And if I get bored enough, maybe even Borat.

And who knows?  I may even get caught up on some old lists.  Tune in.
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Thoughts About Kerry

By now everyone has heard John Kerry's remarks at Pasadena City College at a rally for the guy running against Schwarzeneger (whoever he is).  Now I can see how it could be a botched joke.  It is possible that Kerry (no genius himself) could have meant the "joke" to be that President Bush -- Yale grad, Harvard MBA -- is an uneducated boob, although how he could arrive at that conclusion is a bit murky.  And it is possible that he simply misread the "joke".  And his attempted explanation on Imus this morning didn't exactly clarify matters.

What I don't get is why he would refuse to apologize to the troops he offended.  Really, how hard is that to do?  "Look, I intended to skewer Bush and his cronies for their mishandling of Iraq, but on hearing my remarks, I can understand how they can be interpreted as impugning our armed forces.  That was not, and never has been, my intent, and I apologize if my words implied that it was."  That's all it would take, and the controversy (at least as to the vast majority of Americans) would be over.

The only rational explanation that I can come up with is that he really, truly, is not sorry for offending the troops.  And his explanation, essentially, is that if the troops had half a brain, they'd understand that it was a Bush joke.  And that's the whole problem, and why the Kerry flap is going to re-energize the Republican base.
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"Babel" -- A Noble But Flawed Effort

One of the toughest things to do in cinema is to mesh several disparate stories into one coherent and appealing film.  When it works, as it did in Sin City, Pulp Fiction and Crash, the results can be spectacular.  When it doesn't, you get Babel.

Now, don't get me wrong.  There's a lot to be said for Babel.  It is clearly An Important Film.  It sports An Important Director, Alejandro González Iñárritu, who won the Best Director award at this year's Cannes Film Festival, and who previously directed the estimable Amores Perros and 21 Grams.  It is stark in its cinematography, and its location shots are impressive.  And it has A Great Cast, headed by Cate Blanchett and Brad Pitt.  You can literally feel the directive, "This is a film that you must like".   Unfortunately, the story undermines the intent.

Basically, Babel involves three separate stories that you know (or hope) will inevitably mesh together.  Pitt and Blanchett play a troubled couple vacationing in the Moroccan desert (for reasons that even Blanchett can't quite understand) who are attacked by believed terrorists.  Meanwhile, a nanny/housekeeper in San Diego is desperate to go to Mexico for her son's wedding, but is saddled with her duties to two young children for whom she is responsible (any guesses as to where their parents are?).  And a DHH teenager in Japan with an active libido, perhaps trauma-induced, must deal with her isolation, her father, and the suicide of her mother.  

What do these three story lines have in common?  As it turns out, not much.  While each would have made a nice, tight little movie on their own, they lose there power when patched together -- and patched together is what they seem.  The connection between the Japanese teenager and the other stories is tenuous at best, and although her story is the most compelling, and leaves us with the most unanswered questions, it simply slows the movie down.  And at 142 minutes, slow is not what you are looking for.

So should you see it?   Since it will probably be bandied about for Academy Award consideration, you may feel left out or bad if you don't.  Then again, you may well feel bad if you do.  Particularly if you belong to PETA, or like chickens (if you see the movie, you'll understand).
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"Marie Antoinette" -- A Beautiful Mess

Frankly, it baffles me why so much of the media is obsessed with, and obsessive over, Sofia Coppola.  Her prior works -- The Virgin Suicides and the Lost in Translation -- have been uneven, at best, and she remains, IMHO, the most self-indulgent director currently active.  Maybe ever active.  And yet most critics seem to froth over her every work and creative move, for reasons that I find baffling.

Which brings me to Marie Antoinette, her latest effort.  On the plus side, this is an absolutely gorgeous movie.  Much of it was filmed at and in Versailles, one of the most beautiful places in the world, and the costuming and set designs are beautiful and beautifully realized.  And Kirsten Dunst, as Marie, does her usual fine job of bringing Marie to the screen.  She plays her as she quite possibly really was -- a young, naive, spoiled, uneducated aristocrat who, frankly, is not all that interesting.

Which brings up the fundamental problem of the movie.  Although the French Revolution and many of those who precipitated it and suffered from it are interesting historically, Marie Antoinette just isn't one of them.  By focusing on her, and on her complete disconnection from the people of France, she comes off as someone to whom things happen, but who does nothing to make things happen herself.  She does nothing productive or important during the entire 123 minute running time, and her entire life is devoted to herself and those who she considers her friends.  As a result she is boring and effete -- as is the movie.  That, coupled with the serious miscasting of Rip Torn (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story) of all people as King Louis XV and Jason Schwartzman (Rushmore) as Louis XVI, results in a movie that has lots of pretty but no heart.  Although Marie Antoinette is the titular star, it is, once again, all about Sofia.
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